DISQUS

Consumerism Commentary: Caption Contest: Bill Gates and Bill Clinton

  • Nick · 3 years ago
    "So... how are those summer interns lookin' over at Microsoft?"
  • Jonathan · 3 years ago
    "Dude... Can I borrow five bucks?"
  • Flexo · 3 years ago
    Your wife. Does she go? Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more... Does she, eh? Does she go? Is she a "goer?" I bet she does, say no more.
  • FMF · 3 years ago
    "Do you know the definition of 'is'?"
  • mapgirl · 3 years ago
    Flexo! You entered your own caption contest?

    Ok here's two:

    "Check out the rack on the blonde in navy in row 3."

    "Thanks for the tip on Viagra. It's been working great!"
  • Kevin Behringer · 3 years ago
    "So, you're good with computers...can you make me a virtual Monica?"
  • Mike · 3 years ago
    "Is that a roll of hundreds in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • raj · 3 years ago
    Dude, how 'bout a few greenbacks for a new saxophone?
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    You know I started "Don't ask, Don't tell".
  • Huey · 3 years ago
    I repeat, I did not have cyber-sexual relations with that woman!
  • Kimball · 3 years ago
    Hey Bill! With your money and my brains we could get any babe we wanted!
  • Dan · 3 years ago
    I forwarded your special tracking e-mail to everyone in my address book - did I win the free trip to Disneyworld?