DISQUS

Consumerism Commentary: Caption Contest: George W. Bush

  • D · 3 years ago
    "I was this fast (snapping) with the Mrs' last night in bed. This event does not take away from my duties as your President."
  • Jeremy · 3 years ago
    Like warm apple pie...
  • Tom · 3 years ago
    I love you thiiiis much!
  • Binary Dollar · 3 years ago
    "And now I present to you, the iPod Inviso."
  • Sparky · 3 years ago
    The Iraq war, no child left behind and edu-ma-cation, nukular strategery against Korea, tax cuts. They're all about one thing: Show me the money.
  • Tom · 3 years ago
    "All I wanted was something to eat."
  • John · 3 years ago
    Ya see America, our economy is like this booger...
  • SCapitalist · 3 years ago
    "Dick Cheney has asked me to come here today to present a speech to all Haliburton shareholders about the pending invasion of Iraq. I will be honest with you, my friends and fellow Christians, the war is going to claim the lives of many of America's youth, and people are going to call me horrible names. But, really, who cares about that anyways... we are going to be F*CKING LOADED!"
  • Matt M · 3 years ago
    I smoked this economy like a fine cigar!
  • Debt Free · 3 years ago
    Damn, unemployment's down at 4.3%, per capita income's up, the stock market's smokin', more people own a home than ever before, and I'm still this close to losing the House to the freakin' Democrats.
  • Justin · 3 years ago
    See this, this is the world's smallest violin playing just for your lost civil liberties.
  • Single Ma · 3 years ago
    I don't care what Kanye says about me! I do care about black people...about "this much."
  • Golbguru · 3 years ago
    All you middle-class Americans, you will save only this much after my tax cuts.

    OR

    yucky: Now watch how I put these fingers in my mouth and choke on them.
  • jim · 3 years ago
    And this is how I rub my two brain cells together...



    I challenge anyone to top that one.
  • jim · 3 years ago
    Gimme my freaking cookie :)
  • Sam · 3 years ago
    I had the TRUTH right on the tip of my tounge, but I just COULD not say it.
  • ThomasB · 3 years ago
    I crush you all like this....huh,eeer.... I guess my mouth talked before I wanted it to again.
  • Doobie · 3 years ago
    "Attsa spicy meata-ball!"
  • moneymonk · 3 years ago
    I know that look anywhere, when Bush put his two fingers together.

    He must be talking about OIL !!!!!
  • Andrew · 3 years ago
    Just like that, my mind was blank and dang it I snapped my fingers and started her right back up again. Takes two to...err...two to do the tango then one hops around, darn it I need a jumpstart.
  • Mike · 3 years ago
    Sure I like Tequila.. two fingers please.
  • Mike · 3 years ago
    Damn Democrats! Read between the lines!
  • Jordan · 1 year ago
    You come to me, in a time of need, askin for favas!