Consumerism Commentary - Latest Comments in Caption Contest: George W. Bush

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Jordan — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:37:53 -0000

You come to me, in a time of need, askin for favas!

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Guzzo — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:59:45 -0000

Damn Democrats! Read between the lines!

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Guzzo — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:54:17 -0000

Sure I like Tequila.. two fingers please.

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Andrew — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 17:58:22 -0000

Just like that, my mind was blank and dang it I snapped my fingers and started her right back up again. Takes two to...err...two to do the tango then one hops around, darn it I need a jumpstart.

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L. Marie Joseph — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:50:39 -0000

I know that look anywhere, when Bush put his two fingers together.

He must be talking about OIL !!!!!

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Doobie — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 18:42:14 -0000

"Attsa spicy meata-ball!"

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ThomasB — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:53:58 -0000

I crush you all like this....huh,eeer.... I guess my mouth talked before I wanted it to again.

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Sam — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:08:05 -0000

I had the TRUTH right on the tip of my tounge, but I just COULD not say it.

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jim — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:40:12 -0000

Gimme my freaking cookie :)

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jim — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:39:44 -0000

And this is how I rub my two brain cells together...

I challenge anyone to top that one.

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Golbguru — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:31:30 -0000

All you middle-class Americans, you will save only this much after my tax cuts.

yucky: Now watch how I put these fingers in my mouth and choke on them.

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Single Ma — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:05:15 -0000

I don't care what Kanye says about me! I do care about black people...about "this much."

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Justin — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 23:01:29 -0000

See this, this is the world's smallest violin playing just for your lost civil liberties.

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Debt Free — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:22:16 -0000

Damn, unemployment's down at 4.3%, per capita income's up, the stock market's smokin', more people own a home than ever before, and I'm still this close to losing the House to the freakin' Democrats.

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Matt M — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:43:03 -0000

I smoked this economy like a fine cigar!

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SCapitalist — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:18:36 -0000

"Dick Cheney has asked me to come here today to present a speech to all Haliburton shareholders about the pending invasion of Iraq. I will be honest with you, my friends and fellow Christians, the war is going to claim the lives of many of America's youth, and people are going to call me horrible names. But, really, who cares about that anyways... we are going to be F*CKING LOADED!"

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John — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:01:14 -0000

Ya see America, our economy is like this booger...

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Tom — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:01:57 -0000

"All I wanted was something to eat."

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Sparky — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:47:24 -0000

The Iraq war, no child left behind and edu-ma-cation, nukular strategery against Korea, tax cuts. They're all about one thing: Show me the money.

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Binary Dollar — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:40:01 -0000

"And now I present to you, the iPod Inviso."

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Tom — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:16:18 -0000

I love you thiiiis much!

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Jeremy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:58:18 -0000

Like warm apple pie...

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Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:23:10 -0000

"I was this fast (snapping) with the Mrs' last night in bed. This event does not take away from my duties as your President."